Gainesville Painters

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Privacy Policy

Privacy policy? Are you kidding me!???

You don't have any privacy. 

Look, I'm not going to sugar coat this. 

They know all about you.  They've got a file on you that would blow your mind.  You can't hide. 

Let's get real here.  They could be watching you right now.  You don't know.

Not to be a Debbie Downer... but the surveillance technology that's out there... well, I don't know how good it is, but I've read the scare-monger websites.  I've heard the stories.

Frankly, I'm surprised you even clicked on the link to read this page. 

I assume you were looking for some sort of safety, some sort of relief from all the invisible, prying eyes and ears that never sleep.

I assume you were looking for some sort of oasis of anonymity in an all-seeing desert of government intrusion into the most minute details of your life.   

Well, okay, I'll tell you what.  You can hunker down here on this website for a little while.  I won't tell them where you are or what you're doing.  But sooner or later, you're going to have to leave. And the snooping will pick right back up where it left off.

But in the meantime, sure.  You can hide here.

Just don't forget to call me so I can come paint your house.